I am sure you know the news and that’s not my job. So check this link of Scifi (Fuck you they can’t motherfucking ever make me type it!) to get the news on the dude who wrote and directed Sea fucking Biscuit is re-writing the Spider Man 4 script and is set to write a Venom script. This is so the kind of bullshit that cries out to The Movie Whore to crawl into his chair and grab the keyboard because I sure as hell ain’t dead yet. I have just had shit going on that you don’t want to know about and I don’t want to talk about.

Anyway let me get this straight the guy that gave me Seabiscuit is going to make Venom? How fucking desperate is Sam Raimi and shame on you sir for trying to take people down with you.

Granted they are going for the origin story for Venom, which means that it will be as if Spiderman 3 never existed, so there is an outside chance, however the dude that is going to do it is the same dude that did Pleasantville. Don’t get me wrong I love the movie and proudly own it, but it is not even in the same ballpark as Venom. WTF Over!?

The problem with the marvel shit is they taking characters that we want to see kick maximum ass in R rated movies because it would be really fucking appropriate for the subject matter, but no. We are going to get a low action character story that will be PG-13 and though Nolan and Ledger did with the Joker, but are you telling me this guy thinks he is that good. That is pretty fucking arrogant and I am praying that he makes me eat my words by cranking out something we have yet to see, a great Spiderman and a great Venom film. That’s my two cents and no I am not going to apologize for the language because really the name says whore in the website bitch.

Now I am going to crawl back under my rock and try to get some shit done so everyone behave and yes Hollywood that means you too. You fucking behave because I need a break from all this bullshit you keep throwing down the pipe with remake this, re-imagine that. Next thing I know there is going to be a new movie featuring a story about some whack job motherfucker who lives in his own little world and does not even know it as everyone around him keeps trying to get through he keeps trying to go further inside his imagination.  As a matter of fact there are times when he loses touch with which world is the real one and which is the world in his head and if it is the one in his head which world is it and which him is he? Are they really separate worlds or just how he deals with life?  It would be good. It would not make a dime for a decade but in that time would grow a fan following few classics could rival. It would be a collaborative effort of first time filmmakers and friends to have the time of their lives working together and demanding nothing but the best and showing the world what a bunch of guys they ignored to throw down to life forever. Maybe not the best work they ever did separately or together but it will always be that one of your favorites. You will never see that kind of film come out of Hollywood.

The only place you see that kind of love put into telling a story is when it is not one for money, but just for the love of doing it.

Well kids you have fun out there and remember you never know which corner I may be on next.