Warning this post is rated R. So read at your own risk.
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If you are easily offended then do not watch this movie. In other words I got a kick out of it. I think had Uwe Boll made this film about the same time Team America World Police came out it would have been received better as it is the same kind of in your face offensive humor.  My kind of humor.
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For those unfamiliar with the Hollywood Switch, this is where I take 2 movies and switch out actors to see what might have been. Feel free to add some of your own or some flicks would like to see me do this with. Check out the categories on the right for previous editions of The Hollywood Switch.
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How do you make a whore moan?

Don’t pay her

OK so that was worse than normal. What makes this whore groan, well there are a few things.
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How many movies have you seen that you never get tired of watching?

What is it about those flicks that you never get tired of seeing that makes it worth investing the time in them over and over again?

As I work with various partners in film, one of the things I always keep in the back of my head is the question, “Will they want to see it again?”
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What is there to defend?

The Rocky Horror Picture Show has been putting me at odds with people as of late. There have been people giving a lot shit over the fact that I am a strong supporter of the Stop the Remake petition as they feel that RHPS “is a piece of shit flick that people only go to see to make fun of.” They also say that “most of the people that go to RHPS are homosexuals.”
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If you recognize that phrase, be proud. Everyone should know Monty Python and the number of movies they have put out as well as what started it all, Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
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You know everyone has their own opinion on that and opinions are like *ssholes, everyone has one. So what does this *sshole think is wrong with Hollywood?
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Ok if you read Rotten Tomatoes you saw their miserable excuse for a list. They have really been doing a shitty job as of late with their lists. It really makes me wonder if they even watch movies. Below would be some of my picks for the what I would call a CGI classic including those that revolutionized the way CGI is used.
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I was reminded recently by my girlfriend that I am indeed The Movie Whore. I was on a website with free streaming movies. I decided to watch Doom. You know the 2005 bomb staring none other than Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. I have indeed seen the movie before and I do acknowledge it to be a steaming pile, however it’s an entertaining steaming pile.
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