No really. I want to see what movie carries that NC-17 rating and why it wold be so bad for us to see. I bring this up because from what I hear Kevin Smith is having a hard time cutting his latest flick to an R rating.

I say take the NC-17 rating and use it to your advantage. I realize they worry about this because they do not want to exclude people from being able to buy tickets but come on let’s talk for a minute about movies that have been killed by this bullshit chickenshit move to pander to the teen age crowds in the name of money. I say fuck it and make it NC-17 and push the fucking limits to the edge. You know like I am doing here with my over use of the word fuck. Fuck it.

Alien vs Predator: How in the blue hell do you make a movie with these to awesome characters and make it PG-13?  You just killed what made both franchises so great. The kills. There is a whole sect in our culture that rates movies by the strength of the kills. I know I am one of them.

Any horror movie: Why in the hell would you limit your kill scenes. Part of the wonderful thing of horror movies is to be able to see horrific things. Horrific things require at least an R rating. Fuck the kids and their money make good movie damn it.

Do you get the feeling I am bit worked up on the subject? Go with it. Really how much better would battle scenes in Star Wars movies and the Lord of the Ring flicks be if they wen for an R rating.

So maybe I am sick bastard that needs a lot of help but you know what, I am not the only one. Why do we hail the Evil Dead trilogy? Aside from Bruce Campbell it is because of the sick shit.

Also do not be afraid to say the word fuck. Sometimes it is the only word that fits the context of the situation. Why the hell would a whore watch his mouth anyway?

Yeah so i am still upset over the tremendous loss of George Carlin and I am taking it out here by being a loud obnoxious prick today.

Another thing instead of remaking Porky’s do what the American Pie guys did and make a new franchise you unoriginal fucks.

Yeah so I am not a fan of remakes either.

So today we get an angry day but I have not had a good rant in a while and honestly this one is pretty mild. Believe it or not, I have held back quite a bit. Anyway kids you have a good one and tell me what some of your movie pet peeves are?

One last thing fellow babies BOOGER!

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