So what scares the The Movie Whore? Other than rumors of a Showgirls 2. Their are a lot of movies out there that only a whore could lover and no genre needs a whores love like horror. There is going to be a lot of cheese in this list and some shit that really did scare the shit out of me. Be patient, be kind and enjoy the ride.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space: So we start with the absurd. I love this movie for just how bad it really is. SO damn bad it’s good. I actually own this movie and I am proud of it.

John Carpenters The Thing: Scared the holy living shit out of me when I was around 8-9. It took nearly ten years for me to get up the nerve to watch it again. This flick is still one of my all time favorite movies.

Godzilla Vs Anyone: I grew up watching Chiller Diller theater on Saturdays after cartoons were over on KBHK out of San Fransisco. I watched every Godzilla flick they had and every other old black and white monster movie. I loved those Saturday afternoons and still to this day on a Saturday I like to flip through to see if I can find an old monster movie. I probably will every Saturday until the day I die.

Stephen Kings Rose Red: Scared the hell out me. I was alone it was late and I started turning on every light in the apartment on. I was not happy with myself for watching it that late at night. I still will not watch it at night. Movie flat out creeps me out.

Saw 3: You knew it was going to happen so don’t act surprised. This is my favorite in the series. I thought it had the best story and character development. Hell yes I just referred to a slasher flick as having a good story and character development. Get over it. I love this flick.

Slither: Oh James Gunn how you do the things you do. This movie had everything I loved about Tremors and so much more. When I saw it was James Gunn I knew I was in for a treat. For those that don’t know, he wrote Tromeo and Juliet for Uncle Lloyd. That I never get tired of watching Nathan Fillion. The guy does not make enough movies in my opinion.

Alien: In space no one can hear you scream and Ridley Scott made you realize that silence is scary shit. Of course he added a blood thirty alien that would eat your face but it was the mood he sent with total silence that really did you in.

The Descent: Paid attention to Alien. Creepy flick that made me jump a few times. I really liked it.

Saturday the 14th: One of the earliest Horror parodies. It was bad beyond bad but I can’t help it I am a whore and I love this flick.

House: William Katt was awesome in this flick. I only wanted to see it as a kid because William Katt was The Greatest American Hero. I loved this movie then and I love it now.

Speaking of guys in TV shows that made a Horror flick I liked. How about Remington Steel in… take a guess. No really guess. I bet you get it wrong. I will give a guest blog to anyone that can guess the movie I am talking about with out looking at IMDb. That is cheating. We are working on the honor system here. I will give you until 8pm Pacific Standard Time.

The one and only original Evil Dead: This movie still scares the shit out of even during the day. This movie made me an instant Bruce Campbell fan for life. I will watch anything this man does. Bruce Campbell is the man.

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