Again I need to thank Uwe Boll for his interview and for whoring out Michael. This really is the first step in making a dream come true and I will always owe Dr. Boll for his part in making this happen. On the same note after my discussions with Dr. Boll I offer him a public apology for my past Anti-Boll transgressions. After talking with the man and my interview with Michael I see I have misjudged him and sincerely apologize.
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I found the petition here and encourage people to sign it. This comes from a former Boll hater that has gone Pro Boll after talking with Uwe Boll himself and after talking to Michael Pare who speaks very highly of Dr. Boll. I will update the Number of Signatures from time to time so check back to this once in a while.

5501 Total Signatures

As I have said too many times I am a stumblaholic. One day when hitting my favorite button I came across this site. These folks are in Finland and took 7 years to put this film together. I am assuming a lot of that 7 years was put into the special effects which are pretty damn good and had to be somewhat expensive. They encourage you to download the film for free and give you the bit torrent tracker for easy download. I was able to download it in about 2 hours using uTorrent. My slowest down speed was 50 kBps (kB = kb * 8 so my slow was 400kbps) and my high was just over 100 kBps and my average was around 80kBps. Solid number of seeds. Again the film maker put this torrent out available and encourages you to download it so it is legal.
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So I have been on a war path as of late with my ISP who shall remain nameless (Clear Wire) because they say I am using too much bandwidth and assumed I am using peer 2 peer to illegally download movies and music. Wrong answer fuckos. I have been trying to watch TV and movies for free legally by using hulu.com.
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I think it is safe to assume that I watch a lot of movies. There is one thing that a lot of movies have in common regardless of genre. There is one thing that gets under my skin more than wasting my time on a shitty movie. There is one thing that makes me twitch damn near every time I throw a DVD in and sit down and hit play.
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So after writing What makes a good movie I figured maybe I should expand on some the subjects I covered. You can make a good movie that is solely based on dialog. There are quite a few of these movies out there but one I want to focus on is the movie Brick. If you have not seen this movie do yourself a favor and rent it soon. You’re girlfriend/wife will even watch it with you. So this time on movie night she will only get one disappointment and yes I am referring to you.
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Let me explain how this started. At the end of the second video Dr. Boll has out on YouTube in response to the Stop Uwe Boll petition he asked that if you were going to send hate mail to use your real name so he could come tear you apart. I instantly had the urge to send him an email. I waited a couple days and thought it over. I mean I can understand his anger over this if I look at it from his point of view.
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I have given this man shit for years. A lot of us have. Typically you know what you are getting from a Michael Bay flick before you even know anything else. You know shit’s going to blow up. However he first started getting a little respect from me with Transformers. When I first heard the Bumblebee was going to be a Camaro I was pissed off. I grew up watching the cartoon and even owned the Bumblebee little yellow bug. Then you had the red one and that was Cliff Jumper. Kiss my ass , I know I am a geek. Anyway when Bay first brings Bumblebee into the story he parks next to a what…that’s right boys and girls a yellow VW. Really he is just saying “look how ridiculous this would have looked.”
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Think about it. How awesome would that have been?

There are a lot of times we look at movies and we look at the lead and think “Couldn’t they have got some one else”
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If you don’t know who Uncle Lloyd is then your are in for treat. Lloyd Kaufman is the brain child behind Tromaville Productions. Tromaville has brought us such classics as The Toxic Avenger, Sgt Kabuki Man NYPD, The Class of Nukem High and Tromeo and Juliet. Uncle Lloyd has been an Independent film maker from the get go and excels at making the most tasteless cinema in all the world. As The Movie Whore I love this guy.
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